I used to be cool, but now I say things like...

1. I can't, that gives me gas (that = a growing number of ingredients, but mostly dairy) 

   
   

2. I don't hate them. Hate is a strong word to use. I just wish they get lice. looking nonchalant 
   

3. I don't care how I look when I’m out running errands, this is comfortable. (this = athleisure) 
   

4. I just went out on Monday AND Tuesday last week, can we meet next week?*Please* 
   

5. I think I can recreate this at home. determined nodding (this = pasta in a restaurant, most of the time) 
   

6. These cocktails are great, but you have to taste the ones I make. prideful grin 
   

7. Oooo, such a comfortable couch, where did you get it?(proceeds to talk about furniture, which somehow leads to talking about back pain and remedies)  
   

8. Didn't shop for much, got a new Dutch oven and it is ELITE. (whips out phone to prove it) 
   

9. Just have more fiber.Period 
   

10. Do you want to do this ceramic class? 
    

11. I can't, I have therapy today. 
    

12. That's too much carbs. disapproving face when looking at the ingredients 
    

13. These pants - they are Costco prideful grin
    

14. Just gift me books, everything else I'll buy. 
    

15. Meet at 9 p.m., are you serious!? That's the start of my nighttime skin routine. (What do you mean live a little!? I do by splurging on these skin products) 

    
    

16. Why are all these kids not in school educating themselves?  2pm at the mall

I LIED, THESE ARE ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME A DIFFERENT KIND OF COOL.

Entering an era where I genuinely don't care if I am judged for any of these 'things' My kinda people understand, why fiber is no laughing matter.